what if ice creams licked you back
Have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “Oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY they are”
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
I don’t have a thigh gap.
I have the crushing force of a thousand winds between my legs, thighs so strong they put the bottom of the ocean to shame.
My thighs are thick to hold me up after the years of abuse I’ve gotten for them.
My thighs are thick because I am stronger than anyone who would dare disparage me for it.
Are there people who don’t reblog this?
I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books.
If it doesn’t make you mad, it’s not good enough.
I will never trust pink again
The main reason why I hate pink
My brother just read the skippy peanut butter and it expried on March 1st
he’s been like this for 15 mins and wont stop sobbing
IT’S BEEN HALF AN HOUR
HE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT HE EVER DID TO MAKE GOD HATE HIM
HE FINALLY GOT UP BUT NOW
HE CLIMBED A FUCKING TREE AND WONT COME DOWN UNTIL SOMEONE BRINGS HIM MORE PEANUT BUTTER
posts like these make my life so my nicer